Buy 2, Get 1 Free
This morning I mentioned in passing to my boss that it seems ridiculous for a company our size to only have two private jets, since they had to spend $$$$ chartering a private jet for my whirlwind weekend trip. He agreed and said that the mother company ordered two new jets last year and the jet company threw in another one for no charge. We’ll be getting the freebie. Yes, that’s right: you can get a custom private jet as a freebie.
They’ll be ready sometime next year since it takes a while to build custom jets. And, no, I don’t think any one of them will have a retractable stripper pole. (Have you seen Iron Man, yet? No? Why not?!?)