“For the Love of All Things Shiny” and Other Things That Come Out of My Mouth
Oh, for the love of all things shiny!
Just because it fits doesn’t mean it looks good.
What are you smoking and why aren’t you sharing?
Sweet baby Jesus. (Usually followed by a long sigh.)
It’s an ID-10-T error. (I prefer this one over PEBKAC because the latter just doesn’t roll off the tongue.)
Let me repeat…
Please send it to me in an e-mail. (This phrase will reduce work requests by at least one quarter.)
Oh, really? (Usually accompanied by a single raised eyebrow.)
Fine. (The significant other has learned to stop and pay attention when I use this word. I have a harder time deciphering when he’s ticked off because most times one grunt sounds much like the next.)
Don’t bother. I’ll do it myself. (Duck and cover, people. Duck. And. Cover.)
Do you really want me to answer that?
Just tell me what you want me to say.
Freedom forty-five, freedom forty-five, freedom forty-five. (This mantra gets me through Mondays.)
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