Harder! Deeper! Faster! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
No, I didn’t spend the entire weekend giving my significant other a complex. I was in a semi-friendly voyager canoe race on Sunday and I lost my voice because I spent the entire race yelling, “Harder! Deeper! Faster! Stroke, stroke, stroke!”
During the race, I was too in-the-zone for my mind to dip into the gutter, but afterwards, I succumbed to uncontrollable laughter and collapsed on the floating dock.
BTW, we successfully defended our championship title for the third year in a row and have been told that drug testing will be implemented next year. Hey, is it my fault I like to stack my team with guys with muscles and endurance?