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It's Not Just Shiny Objects that Distract Me

22 Jan 2009

Me: Ugh!

Significant Other: What’s wrong?

Me: Dumb-ass chick in this book. She can’t walk without tripping over her own feet. She needs to die to clean up the gene pool.

SO: I’ve seen you walk into doors and walls a few times.

Me: That’s because you were walking around half-naked! Besides, had I not been distracted by your abs, you would’ve been insulted.

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