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"The Beach Was Too Sandy" and Other Ridiculous Complaints

15 Apr 2009
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I’m blatantly stealing this from Nicholas’ blog.   Check out the gallery if you want pictures to go with these complaints from Brit holidaymakers.

  1. A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate.”
  2. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.
  3. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.
  4. “Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.”
  5. “We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.”
  6. “No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.”
  7. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home.”
  8. “My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
  9. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’ three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.”
  10. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying here?”
  11. “There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.” (I’m assuming these tourists were holidaying in Spain.)
  12. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.”
  13. “We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.”
  14. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
  15. “I was bitten by a mosquito – no-one said they could bite.”
  16. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
  17. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time – this should be banned.”
  18. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.”
  19. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.”
5 Comments leave one →
  1. 16 Apr 2009 4:12 AM

    I could HARDly get past the first one….laughing so much…GREAT, great list!!!

    My 13 is posted….all flowers in our yard, done in a collage for you. Drop by if you can find time. Happy Thursday.

  2. 16 Apr 2009 6:16 AM

    Ha! These are funny. Thanks for sharing and thank Nicholas too. Happy TT!

  3. 16 Apr 2009 9:21 AM

    I read Nicholas’ list first but you added a few corkers! Jeez, all I can do is quote Forrest Gump, “stupid is as stupid does”! Hehehe.

    I do retro and just got this great authentic Lava Lamp so I posted 13 Fads from my youth – junk I wish I still had.

    Happy TT – and watch out who you sit next to on the next vacation, lol.

  4. 16 Apr 2009 10:57 AM

    5, 6, or 15… I don’t know – they’re all so funny 🙂

  5. 16 Apr 2009 4:38 PM

    It was blatant theft, but worth the repeat!

    Happy TT


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