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TT #42: By Any Other Name, Female Edition

13 May 2009
Thursday Thirteen

By Any Other Name, Female Edition
or More Euphemisms to Make Eyes Roll

Shakespeare’s quote from Romeo and Juliet doesn’t apply to female genitalia either.

Number 1

Number 2
Volcanic crotch (there are now drugs for this condition)

Number 3
Patch of pleasure

Number 4
Portal to paradise

Number 5
Hidden garden

Number 6
Silken love cave

Number 7
Mound of Venus

Number 8
Dewy petals

Number 9
Creamy cavern

Number 10
Love fields

Number 11
Weeping cave

Number 12
Honeyed hotness

Number 13
White hot promise of satisfaction

4 Comments leave one →
  1. 13 May 2009 6:36 PM

    and those are only if it’s clean!

  2. 13 May 2009 7:43 PM

    Volcanic crotch…LOL! I guess I shouldn’t laugh, if there’s a prescription for it…

  3. 14 May 2009 6:29 AM

    I HAD to stop by before starting my work for the day and I’m glad I did… you’ve been reading soft porn again, haven’t you?

  4. Ann Bruce permalink
    14 May 2009 8:42 AM

    @Chameleon@CoffeeBreak: Actually, some of it’s just regular romance. Scary thought, isn’t it?

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