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TT #42: By Any Other Name, Female Edition

13 May 2009
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Thursday Thirteen

By Any Other Name, Female Edition
or More Euphemisms to Make Eyes Roll

Shakespeare’s quote from Romeo and Juliet doesn’t apply to female genitalia either.

Number 1
Lady-softness

Number 2
Volcanic crotch (there are now drugs for this condition)

Number 3
Patch of pleasure

Number 4
Portal to paradise

Number 5
Hidden garden

Number 6
Silken love cave

Number 7
Mound of Venus

Number 8
Dewy petals

Number 9
Creamy cavern

Number 10
Love fields

Number 11
Weeping cave

Number 12
Honeyed hotness

Number 13
White hot promise of satisfaction

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. 13 May 2009 6:36 PM

    and those are only if it’s clean!

  2. 13 May 2009 7:43 PM

    Volcanic crotch…LOL! I guess I shouldn’t laugh, if there’s a prescription for it…

  3. 14 May 2009 6:29 AM

    I HAD to stop by before starting my work for the day and I’m glad I did… you’ve been reading soft porn again, haven’t you?

  4. Ann Bruce permalink
    14 May 2009 8:42 AM

    @Chameleon@CoffeeBreak: Actually, some of it’s just regular romance. Scary thought, isn’t it?

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