Grimlock, Pretty Please?
I’m guessing Michael Bay wrung more money out of DreamWorks because he announced on his blog Transformers 3 will be out July 1, 2011 and not 2012 like he originally wanted. Who needs a break when a studio is tossing a few extra million dollars at you? (How many extra millions? Who knows, but keep in mind he reportedly took home USD$80 million for the first Transformers movie.)
And even if I wasn’t already a Michael Bay fangirl, his snark would win me over:
P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.