Rule #1: Cardio
It’s no surprise that when everything went to shit, the fatties went first. That poor fat bastard never stood a chance.
Columbus’s (Jesse Eisenberg) quote alone is worth the price of admission to Zombieland. This movie is deadly funny and while there’s plenty gore, it’s not going to make your stomach knot. In fact, I had the munchies afterwards because I burned so many calories laughing.
And my favorite quote from Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), whom I so love?
Nut up or shut up.
I think I’m going to steal this line for a future book.
That’s the best line from Bill Murray. I won’t spoil the movie by giving the context, though.