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Because It’s My Birthday this Month

5 Nov 2011

Friend: How do you feel about Jesus hand towels?

Me: Get me those and I’ll buy you The Secret.

Friend: Then the Virgin Mary tea towels wouldn’t work for you?

Me: They’d go up in flames after crossing the threshold of my home.

Friend: I like warm towels.

(She was torturing me because I told her to not get me anything this year.)

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