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“I have an army.” “We have a Hulk.”

28 Feb 2012

I don’t like The Avengers because they take themselves much too seriously. I don’t like Iron Man because he’s a man whore. I don’t like Thor because men with long hair don’t do it for me and he’s über pretentious.

But those evil masterminds at Marvel are determined to separate me from my money. Their plan of attack:

  1. Cast the incredibly charming and sexy Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark.
  2. Whet my appetite with a string of pretty damn good solo movies (even Thor).
  3. Hire the witty and awesome Joss Whedon to write and direct the ensemble movie.
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One Comment leave one →
  1. 29 Feb 2012 11:25 AM

    Sold.

    Dammit

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